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<channel><title><![CDATA[		 	 	Ellen Hyner - Health Guide - BLOG]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.ellenhyner.com/blog]]></link><description><![CDATA[BLOG]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2023 00:20:32 -0800</pubDate><generator>Weebly</generator><item><title><![CDATA[O HUMOR, HUMOR, WHEREFORE ART THOU HUMOR]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.ellenhyner.com/blog/o-humor-humor-wherefore-art-thou-humor]]></link><comments><![CDATA[http://www.ellenhyner.com/blog/o-humor-humor-wherefore-art-thou-humor#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2022 19:30:37 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.ellenhyner.com/blog/o-humor-humor-wherefore-art-thou-humor</guid><description><![CDATA[We have to digDeep.A tight grip on memories we mustKeep.We must allow ourselves toWeep.We can collapse in aHeap.We have to be able toSleep.This pattern of rhyming is feelingCheap.In humor our souls we mustSteep.from P&rsquo;DEMIC (a)MUSINGS&#8203;~Ellen Hyner&#8203;WITH AN ATTITUDE OF GRATITUDE &trade;&#65039;  [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="paragraph" style="text-align:left;">We have to dig<br />Deep.<br /><br />A tight grip on memories we must<br />Keep.<br /><br />We must allow ourselves to<br />Weep.<br /><br />We can collapse in a<br />Heap.<br /><br />We have to be able to<br />Sleep.<br /><br />This pattern of rhyming is feeling<br />Cheap.<br /><br />In humor our souls we must<br />Steep.<br /><br />from <strong><u>P&rsquo;DEMIC (a)MUSINGS</u></strong><br />&#8203;~Ellen Hyner<br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>&#8203;WITH AN ATTITUDE OF GRATITUDE &trade;&#65039; </strong></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[P'DEMIC RAIN]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.ellenhyner.com/blog/pdemic-rain]]></link><comments><![CDATA[http://www.ellenhyner.com/blog/pdemic-rain#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2021 19:38:53 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.ellenhyner.com/blog/pdemic-rain</guid><description><![CDATA[My stomach is churning,Tears live there.They are multiplying,Rising up;&#8203;My chest feels heavy.One tear weighs nothing-Several? Tons.They are jamming up in my throat,A constant lump.My face hurts. My teeth hurt.Bags under my eyes-They are full.&nbsp;Tears reach my lower lids.Constantly.They. Must. Go.Flow.So....Thanks, I needed that.&#8203;WITH AN ATTITUDE OF GRATITUDE &trade;&#65039;&nbsp;from&nbsp;REFLECTIONS FROM THE MIDDLE AGES&nbsp;~ELLEN HYNER [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="paragraph"><strong style="color:rgb(248, 6, 6)">My stomach is churning,<br />Tears live there.<br />They are multiplying,<br />Rising up;</strong><font size="5" style="color:rgb(248, 6, 6)">&#8203;</font><br /><strong style="color:rgb(248, 6, 6)"><font size="5">My chest feels heavy.</font><br /><font size="5">One tear weighs nothing-</font><br /><font size="5">Several? Tons.</font><br /><font size="5">They are jamming up in my throat,</font><br /><font size="5">A constant lump.</font><br /><font size="5">My face hurts. My teeth hurt.</font><br /><font size="5">Bags under my eyes-</font><br /><font size="5">They are full.&nbsp;</font><br /><font size="5">Tears reach my lower lids.</font><br /><font size="5">Constantly.</font><br /><font size="5">They. Must. Go.</font><br /><font size="5">Flow.</font><br /><font size="5">So....</font><br /><br /><font size="5">Thanks, I needed that.</font><br /><br /><font size="5">&#8203;WITH AN ATTITUDE OF GRATITUDE &trade;&#65039;&nbsp;</font><br /><br /><font size="5">from&nbsp;</font><u><em><font size="4">REFLECTIONS FROM THE MIDDLE AGES&nbsp;</font></em></u><br /><font size="4">~ELLEN HYNER</font></strong></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[GOAL]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.ellenhyner.com/blog/goal]]></link><comments><![CDATA[http://www.ellenhyner.com/blog/goal#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Thu, 01 Aug 2019 16:28:27 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.ellenhyner.com/blog/goal</guid><description><![CDATA[PLATITUDE: 50 Is The New 30ATTITUDE: WHOSE NUMBER IS THIS??&#8203;GRATITUDE....&#8203;&#128521; &#128591;from REFLECTIONS FROM THE MIDDLE AGES~Ellen Hyner   [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2 class="wsite-content-title" style="text-align:left;">PLATITUDE: 50 Is The New 30<br /><br />ATTITUDE: WHOSE NUMBER IS <em><u>THIS</u>??</em><br />&#8203;<br />GRATITUDE....<br />&#8203;&#128521;<span> </span>&#128591;<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />from <font size="5"><em>REFLECTIONS FROM THE MIDDLE AGES</em></font><br />~Ellen Hyner</h2>  <div class="paragraph" style="text-align:left;"></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Waist Full]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.ellenhyner.com/blog/waist-full]]></link><comments><![CDATA[http://www.ellenhyner.com/blog/waist-full#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Tue, 02 Jul 2019 20:44:00 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.ellenhyner.com/blog/waist-full</guid><description><![CDATA[The length of time it takes for us to do a&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; choreExpands to the time available-no less, no&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; more.What if the same applies to our leggings&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &n [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="paragraph"><span style="font-weight:bold">The length of time it takes for us to do a&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold">&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; chore</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold">Expands to the time available-no less, no&nbsp;</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold">&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; more.</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold">What if the same applies to our leggings&nbsp;</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold">&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; waistband&nbsp;</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold">And to that elastic stretchy space our waists&nbsp;</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;expand?</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold">(asking for a friend)</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>from </strong><strong><em><u>REFLECTIONS FROM THE MIDDLE AGES</u></em><br />~Ellen Hyner<br />&#8203;</strong><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[FIGURES by Ellen Hyner]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.ellenhyner.com/blog/figures]]></link><comments><![CDATA[http://www.ellenhyner.com/blog/figures#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Tue, 28 May 2019 21:05:11 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.ellenhyner.com/blog/figures</guid><description><![CDATA[My scale and I are feuding--it is mean to me,Starting with digital numbers that are easier to see.I have moved that scoundrel all over the room,Its message is most often doom and gloom.It knows that number sets the tone for the dayYet it never tries to have things go my way.Before I get on it I do logical thingsLike remove my hair clips and, of course, my rings.I never weigh myself coming out of the shower,Water retention can last well up to an hour.Moisturizer? Forget it--make-up, too.We're tal [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="paragraph"><strong>My scale and I are feuding--it is mean to me,<br />Starting with digital numbers that are easier to see.<br />I have moved that scoundrel all over the room,<br />Its message is most often doom and gloom.<br /><br />It knows that number sets the tone for the day<br />Yet it never tries to have things go my way.<br />Before I get on it I do logical things<br />Like remove my hair clips and, of course, my rings.<br /><br />I never weigh myself coming out of the shower,<br />Water retention can last well up to an hour.<br />Moisturizer? Forget it--make-up, too.<br />We're talking ounces here, my scale has no clue.<br /><br />When I want a snack, I'll weigh myself before,<br />To decide if it'll be chips, or from the veggie drawer.<br />After weeks away my scale will show<br />How my vacation really did go.<br /><br />As I get older and my eyes start to fail,<br />Please don't surprise me with a talking scale!<br /><br /><br />from <em><u>Reflections From the Middle Ages</u></em><br />~Ellen Hyner</strong></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Starry Night]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.ellenhyner.com/blog/starry-night]]></link><comments><![CDATA[http://www.ellenhyner.com/blog/starry-night#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Tue, 28 May 2019 19:36:54 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.ellenhyner.com/blog/starry-night</guid><description><![CDATA[      [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a> <img src="http://www.ellenhyner.com/uploads/6/0/3/8/60389907/starry_orig.png" alt="Picture" style="width:auto;max-width:100%" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[FREEDOM by Ellen Hyner]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.ellenhyner.com/blog/freedom-by-ellen-hyner]]></link><comments><![CDATA[http://www.ellenhyner.com/blog/freedom-by-ellen-hyner#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Tue, 28 May 2019 16:28:46 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.ellenhyner.com/blog/freedom-by-ellen-hyner</guid><description><![CDATA[&#8203;We live our lives worried about how we look.Think of all your critics and what they took.But as we grow...older, we always have a choice,We should embrace this&nbsp;Freedom&nbsp;and openly rejoice.In every decade we have fears to face,All of which bring us to our current place.We've worried about partners, children and career;We've tried to keep our Parents and Offspring near.It is still unknown, what lies ahead,But let's get rid of the weight of dread.Let's release the weight of expectat [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="paragraph" style="text-align:left;"><span>&#8203;<strong>We live our lives worried about how we look.</strong></span><br /><strong><span>Think of all your critics and what they took.</span><br /><span>But as we grow...older, we always have a choice,</span><br /><span>We should embrace this&nbsp;</span><span>Freedom</span><span>&nbsp;and openly rejoice.</span><br /><br /><span>In every decade we have fears to face,</span><br /><span>All of which bring us to our current place.</span><br /><span>We've worried about partners, children and career;</span><br /><span>We've tried to keep our Parents and Offspring near.</span><br /><br /><span>It is still unknown, what lies ahead,</span><br /><span>But let's get rid of the weight of dread.</span><br /><span>Let's release the weight of expectation</span><br /><span>And plan our Future like we plan a vacation.</span><br /><br /><br /><span>from&nbsp;</span><em><u>Reflections From the Middle Ages</u></em><br /><span>~ Ellen Hyner</span></strong></div>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>